So my daughter, Mallory, just came down to my office and said, "It's a good thing I don't obsess about getting a cell phone."

Before I go on with my story, for the record, she does obsess about everything. It's how her brain works. When she wanted a Hamster, that's all I heard about for weeks. Literally weeks of Hamster feeding habits, tendencies, types, styles, colors, housing, food, and more.

Back to the story, so she says "it's a good thing..." Then she goes into a 5 minute ramble about her teachers, technology, computers. I was hearing the words but my mind couldn't decipher what they meant. It was a jumble of words and phrases with no apparent meaning. When I said "what are you talking about Mallory?" She says "it's all part of my plan to confuse you".

The confusing part worked but the cell phone part...I don't think so. 10 is too young for a cell phone.